Enter at Your Own Myth
Turns out wisdom throws a damn good party.
Sassy Goddesses
Where Myth Meets Mayhem:
Ancient archetypes. Modern chaos. Sacred sass in paperback form.
Not Your Average Goddess Book
Sassy Goddesses isn’t just something you read.
It’s something that sees you.
Inside are rebellious archetypes with mascara smudges, ancient truths in new boots, and rituals that don’t ask for permission.
It’s not self-help. It’s sacred disruption.
“Finally, a book that made me laugh, cry, and hex my ex in the same afternoon.”
—Some Witch on Instagram
“This book understood the assignment: sacred, irreverent, and fabulous.”
—Possibly Aphrodite
“It’s like a sacred spell and a slap in the face—both of which I needed.”
—Belladonna, reluctantly impressed
This Book is a Doorway
If you’ve ever felt too much, too tired, or too divine to behave—
this is your altar.
The myths have been rewritten.
Now it’s your turn.
Ready to stir up a little sacred mayhem?
Meet the Goddesses
These divine disruptors are rewriting everything you thought you knew about sacred power.
Lilith is done being polite. The Oracle of Eye Rolls already saw this coming.
And the Mermaid? Yeah, she ghosted you. Again.
This is sacred sisterhood, rewritten with wine, wit, and fire.
The Oracle of Eye Rolls
She already knew you’d scroll here. She’s waiting—with a pen.
The Mermaid Who Ghosted You
She swam off without closure. You’re welcome.
Lilith
Born of backbone and bad press.
Rewriting the myth one eye-roll at a time.
Brigid the Forge Mother
Maker of fire. And very firm boundaries.
The Shadow Dancer
Still sneaking between your daydreams. Not sorry.
Belladonna
Fine. I’m sacred now. But I’m still judging you.
© 2025 Seraphina Skye
All myths rewritten with sass & sacred fire.
No goddesses were harmed in the making of this website.
Belladonna maybe judged you, though.
